The Magical F Flake 2021

How could you not want this beautiful flake on your tree? 

Measures 4"

Hemp string included with gift bag.

The night before Christmas 2021

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land
People reflected on summer, how they saw not one single band
No concerts, no movies, no trips to the game
A virus was spreading, and kept changing its name
Known as Rona, Corona, and Covid nineteen
And just how to stop it, had yet to be seen
The orders came down, to shelter in place
“Wash your hands, keep your distance, and don’t touch your face.”
Stay the fuck home, were the words of the day
If you have to go out, keep all others at bay
And while out in public, you must wear a mask
Of course it’s required, do you really need to ask?
Limit trips to the market and you must go alone
Just get the essentials and go the fuck home
Went out for TP, ‘cause we needed it bad
When I got to the store there was none to be had
I tried Walmart and Target without any luck
Even Amazon and E-Bay, it was like, what the fuck?
All the restaurants were closed, and the hair salons too
We were hungry and shaggy with nothing to do
Homeschool had parents losing their shit,
Day drinking was common, everybody was lit
We got lazy and smelly, our waistbands got round
But we all stayed at home, we were not goin’ down
Then came the protests and riots galore
And the influx of Karens, inside every store
It all went on You-Tube, a new post each day
Everyone is an expert with something to say
It was truly a shit show and people were mad
The world was in chaos, it was really quite bad
A year full of madness, it is all very true
A pandemic, murdering hornets, and wildfires too
We sat and remembered, while awaiting St. Nick
Hoping the new year won’t be a dick
At the end of it all, I’ll be glad when it’s through
Come on 2022 ‘cause 2021? FUCKYOU!
K. Taylor